AISubs v3.7
[snoring]
[chatter]
This meat is different.
Oh, it's almost Tetsuya.
It's your birthday, right?
No, it's over.
Can I look back at my 28-year-old self?
No, it's over.
Don't tell me your age.
I'm hiding it.
But seriously, you're 28 years old now.
You're right.
[coughing]
What's up with him?
I want to celebrate with him.
Oh, I know!
We're going on a world tour.
We did it last month.
I love it.
Oh!
We're going on a public bath trip with 100 beautiful women.
We did it last month for real.
He's doing everything.
I know.
I don't know what to do.
What does it mean to go down a river in your own way?
That's it!
So it's finally finished!
It's the fifth time!
That's right!
Last year, or two years ago, we were responsible for such a cross.
Yes, this is it!
What is it?
The central axis!
It's from last time!
Last time we did this but...
The buoyancy is too big and it's a little wobbly.
We were worried about that but...
If the buoyancy is too big, it won't sink if you just pop it open.
That's right.
So we're going to make it using that as a main ingredient.
Yes!
We're very confident about this project.
We've made a plan beforehand.
We've drawn a design and we're going to take you to the ocean.
Yes!
So let's get started!
Yes!
First, let's make a hole.
We're going to make a hole in the shape of a star.
It's a star.
Huh?
It's not this one.
It's a star.
We were asked to do it.
What?
For now, we're going to put it in here.
Ah!
Don't throw it!
Hey!
It's over!
Seriously, make a plan properly!
I made a plan!
By the way, should we tell you about our plan for now?
Oh, we haven't told you yet.
This time, we're going to make a hole in the shape of a star.
There's a possibility that it'll sink from there.
But if it goes well, I think it'll be better.
Yes!
First of all, we're going to blow up the hole.
Then, we're going to make a hole in the other side.
We're going to push this heart in.
And when these two sides are stable...
This is it!
Ah!
First mode!
Yes, yes, yes!
We're going to do this like this.
It's sinking!
And we're not going to tape it up.
We're going to use a belt and secure it with a string.
We've been thinking about ways to make you feel comfortable.
The period of not going has come to an end and it's become cruising.
Yes!
It's going to be a lot of fun.
That's right!
So...
Production!
Start!
Let's decide where we're going to put it.
We're going to decide where we're going to make a hole and put a surfboard next to it.
We're all going to decide where we're going to put it.
That's for sure.
Then it's not Daen's fault.
Let's do it!
One, two...
It's around here.
It's here.
There's a hole here, and we have to fill it up somehow.
I bought Gorilla Tape.
Let's put it there and do it like this.
Is this really the most efficient way?
It's the most efficient way for everyone to work together.
It ends at 12 o'clock, doesn't it?
It's like taking a nap at 3 o'clock.
I'm aiming for the sea.
What?
I'm aiming for the sea.
All right.
What is this?
Wait, it's still far away.
Let's keep it up!
It's too late!
You guys are too stupid!
A project that includes half of seriousness is not good for 5 people.
The first song is over.
Why did you put it up to my neck in the first song?
What?
Why?
Isn't this amazing?
It's amazing!
Can you put it up?
The balance is bad because of this.
It would be amazing if you could take this off.
Leave it to me!
I want to do it.
Wow!
Let's go!
Can you do it?
I can do it!
Wow!
It's amazing!
Wow!
Nice!
We did it!
It feels good!
I heard something amazing!
What?
I heard something amazing!
It's cracking!
Who did it?
This is bad!
It's broken!
I'm counting on you guys!
I'm really sorry!
It's fast!
We finally took off the surrounding part.
Let's make a hole!
Where do we make a hole?
I think it was here.
Yes.
Let's make a hole here.
It's not good!
We took it off and made a hole.
I don't know anything.
First of all, the size of this thing is...
It's stuck here.
Wow!
What's that?
I'll do it.
Wow!
Can you do it?
I can do it!
We did it!
This hole is nice!
I can't see it at all.
It's not quite over yet.
It's boring.
Can we forcefully spread it out?
Let's do it.
There's a lot of space.
Look at this.
Look at it from above.
It's perfect.
The hole is perfect in the back of the hole.
It depends on how you take it.
While we were gone, we got a drill in our hands.
Let's make a hole.
It's big. I like it.
This is bad.
It's been like this from the beginning.
I don't know what it means at all.
What is it?
Let's use a smaller one.
Let's use a smaller one and make a hole.
Let's make a hole.
Can we do it?
It's strong.
- Oh, you can do it. - Watch out!
- Don't fall! - Oh, you did it!
- You did it! - You did it!
- Excellent! - OK, one more.
- Let's do the other side. - One more.
OK, here we go.
Here we go.
- Yes! - Yes!
- You did it! - You did it!
You did it!
Let's try it with a cannon.
- Wow! - Wow!
- You did it! - You did it!
- Wow, good boy! - Wow, good boy!
- OK, here's what we'll do. - OK, here's what we'll do.
- It's the same as before... - Huh?
- ...but with a surfboard on both sides for stability. - Yeah.
OK, let's put on the surfboard.
First of all, I'll put on my belt like this.
Wow, it's a real belt.
I really didn't think you'd buy a belt like this.
- It's a leather belt. - That's right.
When you say belt, you buy a belt!
I've never heard of it!
Usually, when you say "leather belt", people say "oh, yeah"?
Yeah, they say it.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It makes sense, you know?
- OK! - OK!
- OK, got it! - Got it!
Look at this.
- Wow! - It's a leather belt.
You take off the belt like this...
- And then you... - You take it off like this!
- Got it! - Got it!
OK, in three, two, one...
- Got it! - Got it!
- OK, sorry! - Sorry!
We're going to fill it up to here.
It's going to be really hard, isn't it?
It's six hours late, isn't it?
We don't have time to leave at all, for some reason.
If it hardens properly, it's going to be really hard.
Why does it happen every two years?
So, the main raft of squid has been completed.
All right!
It's still complete.
I think we can leave like this, but
it's not enough, isn't it?
We're going to fill it up with food and other functions,
but we're going to do it on site.
It's going to get bigger, isn't it?
Let's move!
Now, we've finally come to the usual river.
Without assembling everything here, we'll first take it and assemble it in the river over there, right?
That's right! Before we fail four times, we've finally figured it out!
Let's do our best and bring it!
I think it's the lightest so far.
It's amazing! You're too careful, Tsumine!
Boats are like this!
What have you been doing so far?
Put a plastic bottle around you.
Put a suitcase around you.
Add water weight.
There's an angle that you can't really tell on camera.
It's dangerous!
There's a big stone!
What should we do with this?
Kick! Kick!
Don't do it! It's a live one!
It's a good one!
Oh, it's a good one!
What time is it?
I'm so embarrassed right now!
Oh, look at this! It looks delicious!
Huh? What's this?
What is it? But it looks delicious, doesn't it?
It looks delicious, doesn't it?
It's light!
Wow, it's big!
If you grind it, the sweetness increases, doesn't it?
Yeah.
Wow! It's beautiful inside!
What is it?
Ew!
It's disgusting inside!
What happened?
Huh? Wait a minute!
I'm surprised!
I ate tarantula!
But it looks really sweet!
Wow!
It's beautiful!
Wow! It's ripe!
All clear! All clear!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go!
No, no, don't make a noise!
Don't put your hands behind your head and move!
If you move, you'll have hostages!
Hostages?
Shut up and eat it!
You didn't think we'd come in the morning, did you?
Ah...
I'm cutting it.
Okay.
Wow!
I said so!
It's done!
It's like this every year, so...
There's a lot of...
Look!
Try trying out so many Home Centers!
And there's a change of clothes.
Oh, wait a minute.
You're fast at covering your eyes!
I'm not gonna let you see my change of clothes.
Oh, okay!
Oh, gross!
Oh, my mouth stinks!
Is the crown over Shimizu's head a theme of the year?
Or...
You're right!
You're wrong!
This has nothing to do with it?!
You get caught out!
There's something like that?
That's like my costume.
Ah! I'm tired!
Eh?
I like covering it up.
Wow, you're strong!
What's that?
Why don't you get in our car?
You're super calm, right?
No!
You're super calm, right?
It's not "no!"
It's just that I put it in my schedule.
Don't say it!
It's just that I put it in my schedule.
We're out!
Wow, it's already a accomplishment just here!
Wow, I'm happy!
It's not heavy, all of a sudden!
As usual, we left from over there, but since the river is shallow today, we will go to the main stream-like direction and let the water flow.
Yes, let's go a little more over there.
Low tide, low tide!
Low tide!?
From now on, can we play with this surfboard for a while?
I'm stupid, so I'll do anything!
Now, let's see if the surfboard floats or not!
How is the water?
No, it's cold!
Oh!
Very!
I will float!
Yes!
Oh!
Oh, great!
It floats very well!
Do you ride it?
Ride it!
Miyamoto-san, what do you ride?
I will go!
Yes!
No, too much, too much!
Ah!
Too much!
Ah!
Oh, it's gone, it's gone, it's gone!
Why? I thought it would be like this.
Why does this proper start start?
Ah!
I did it!
Well, but I don't know where I'm going.
Well, it's a reliable existence!
Then, shall we do the final challenge?
Yes!
Can you introduce it a little?
First of all, since the amount of water seems to be too much for a stick like this,
I prepared this bath seat.
Oh!
Here you go!
Ta-da!
Oh, it's small!
Oh, but it's just right!
If you leave this, even if your tongue is wet!
To be honest, I don't expect water to go in.
Yeah!
Oh, that's good!
That's good, that's good!
And next!
Yes!
This is it!
Oh!
It seems to be used in agriculture or something like that, but this time I stuck it in here and now I have a fruit rack!
What is a fruit rack?
By sticking Shine Muscat here, you can eat it anytime!
It's elegant!
Oh, it's elegant!
This time it's a ship trip!
That's why there is Shine Muscat!
If you like it, you can eat it when you like it!
It's like that!
Put it on just in case, because it's scary!
Well, this alone is fine, but it's a friend of the trip!
Oh, yes, yes!
Well, there have been various friends so far!
Was it Anshin-kun?
This time, Shibayu and Muktan bought it for me, so I don't know!
Yes!
First of all, Ryo-san!
Oh, there was!
It's a different video!
With it!
Wow!
Isn't it big?
I don't think babies should be wet like this!
Yes! And Ryo-san!
Another feature is that girls love it!
Yes!
I think it would be very happy if a girl told me to do my best!
Yes! This girl is supporting me!
Oh, there are five people!
Yes! There are five people who support me!
This time, I heard that you would buy something like a cheering squad, so I prepared it because I thought it would be necessary to liven it up!
If you think it's just a figure, it's sad!
First of all, this is how you do it!
Ryo-kun! Do your best!
Oh, yes, yes!
Ryo-kun! Do your best!
That's right!
With only this, it's a little me, so I'll do this for you to think that we are really these people!
Ryo-kun! Do your best!
What do you look like?
I'll put in my favorite voice!
Yes, yes, yes!
For example, "Ryo-kun! Water is coming in! It looks like it's about to sink!"
If you do that!
Ryo-kun! Water is coming in! It looks like it's about to sink!
No, I'm a little drunk from your way of speaking!
Oh, the ad came off!
Ryo-kun! No, not like that.
Ryo-kun, hang in there!
Well, let's do this once.
Yes!
Hey! Look! It's a rainbow!
It's true!
It's a really beautiful rainbow!
Ryo's face is celebrating, too.
It's a pretty good rainbow.
Can I see it? It's a pyramid.
This is...
Fufufufu...
Ryo-san...
How about fear of not knowing where you'll be taken from now on?
But...
Even though we were supposed to do that project, we're not sure where we're headed.
Seriously, I'm a little scared now.
Right?
It's not what you're expecting!
What? A different project!?
With my schedule...
I was thinking of taking a bath and leaving the station...
Fufufufufufu...
What are we gonna do!?
What are you talking about!?
What!?
I'm gonna talk, so listen to me!
I have no idea when the camera is rolling!
What kind of position am I supposed to be?
A captured man!
I got caught without knowing anything.
What?
Are you driving through?
Ice tea in black is tall.
Thank you.
- Now, Ryo-san. - What is it?
- It's about time you arrived at the site. - Oh, didn't you just get off the car?
- What? - Get off! - Yes!
- How is it, the air of the car site after a long time? - Oh, it feels good!
- You're careful because the road is bad. - I can't be careful.
- Wow! - Wow!
- Yeah! - Wow!
- Yes, yes, yes! Oh, it's okay! - Oh, it's a little!
- It's different from usual. - A fool who came all the way here without knowing anything.
- Hey, Ryo-kun, you don't know anything, do you? - What are you guys doing?
- What are you doing? - Hey, don't step on the car key!
- What are you doing? - The answer is...
- Take off your blindfolds! - One, two...
- Yes! - What?
- Here we go! - Okay! - Is it okay?
- One, two... - Let's go!
- We did it! - We did it!